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It is the year 9000. Unicorns roam the lands. They pillage, plunder, and don't mind their manners. You are a Unicorn Slayer who has fallen from the sky. Clad in nothing but your wit, your mission is to find and slay the Unicorn Emperor. And maybe find some clothes.

An homage to 1980's text-based adventure games, Unicorn Slayer 9000 will bring you back to a simpler time. A time when players had to use the theater of the mind to visualize their games. A time when box art promised so much and the software inside delivered so little. A time when the purpose of a game was to frustrate you until you used your dad's credit card to call a 1-900 hint line.

Smarter Games LLC
StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux
Publisher
AuthorSmarter Games
GenreRole Playing
TagsComedy, Text based
Average sessionAbout a half-hour
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard, Mouse, Touchscreen

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Windows: 64-bit 59 MB
Windows: 32-bit 53 MB
Mac: 64-bit 54 MB
Mac: 32-bit 52 MB
Linux: 64-bit 56 MB
Linux: 32-bit 57 MB

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