A downloadable game for Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux

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It is the year 9000. Unicorns roam the lands. They pillage, plunder, and don't mind their manners. You are a Unicorn Slayer who has fallen from the sky. Clad in nothing but your wit, your mission is to find and slay the Unicorn Emperor. And maybe find some clothes.

An homage to 1980's text-based adventure games, Unicorn Slayer 9000 will bring you back to a simpler time. A time when players had to use the theater of the mind to visualize their games. A time when box art promised so much and the software inside delivered so little. A time when the purpose of a game was to frustrate you until you used your dad's credit card to call a 1-900 hint line.

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Published334 days ago
PlatformsWindows, Mac OS X, Linux
PublisherSmarter Games LLC
AuthorSmarter Games
GenreRole Playing
TagsComedy, rpg, text-based
LicenseAll rights reserved
Average durationAbout a half-hour
InputsKeyboard, Mouse, Touchscreen
Player countSingleplayer


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Click download now to get access to the following files:

Windows: 64-bit 59 MB
Windows: 32-bit 53 MB
Mac: 64-bit 54 MB
Mac: 32-bit 52 MB
Linux: 64-bit 56 MB
Linux: 32-bit 57 MB

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